A colleague of mine left last Thursday for another work opportunity. I didn’t have the guts to ask him where he is transferring for the reason we’re not that acquainted enough (euphemism of “we’re not close” :P) even if we’re seat mates. Nonetheless, I remember one funny block of text he sent us and perhaps he practiced it himself. 😛
There is a new dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. this virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK), if you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. this virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. purchase the antidote known as WORK Isolation Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Tulis Pangkalawakan, Good speed!